Times must be tough out there because rando DJ’s with little budgets are getting hella desperate to assert their alleged EDM relevance. I just watched Riot’s video for ‘Party 44′ and learned the depths of madness this desperation can manifest itself as, in this case a Borgore rip-off video turned rapey. Featuring exactly the same aesthetic, rotating cast of DJ cameos, and an apocalyptic feline, ‘Party 44′ rips off Sikdope and Borgore’s ‘Space Kitten Invasion’ perfectly, adding some generally sexualized/rapey new elements.
Here’s a breakdown of female appearances in this video to help quantify my interpretation of this video:
deadmau5 Roofies Paris Hilton Before Dragging Her Limp Body Away – 2:02
It’s pretty hard to make a Paris Hilton DJ joke that doesn’t land, but I think even deadmau5 would agree drugging her and dragging her lifeless body away for some low-key rape is well into the realm of not-funny. I’ve actually been roofied, luckily the dude who was scheduled to rape me totally chickened out. See, even when there’s no raping involved it’s STILL not funny.
Correction It’s Not Miley Being Tied Up And Beaten, It’s Bieber – 2:23
Ok correction friends, it’s Miley rimming Steve Aoki and forcing herself on the Godzilla cat in a public restroom but it’s actually Bieber being tied up and beaten like a pinata. Still a slap in the face to transgendered people worldwide. Did you catch that? It was a Bieber trans joke.
When I pointed out on Twitter to these Riot bros that all the women portrayed in their video are either being sexualized or abused, HERE WAS THEIR ACTUAL RESPONSE! We’re better than this, fam – don’t let these C team dickriders jump in our game. Let them forever be known as those randos who put out that awkward rapey video for a song no one ever played.
ADDITIONAL NOTE: Reid Speed may or may not be riding the Godzilla cat at 2:45 meaning she was cast as the only non-victimized female portrayed in the video. It was only fair since she put the track out on her label and these Riot bros obviously know the difference between whose dick you need to ride to further your career vs. whose celebutant pussy you need to allude to raping for LOLz.